I'm not typically one of those moms that entertains friends and co-workers with stories that involve diapers, potty-training, and other bodily functions best reserved for the bathroom. However, Isabelle gave Jason a wonderful little "welcome home" present on Saturday that I couldn't resist sharing.
Saturday was "Tania Day" - meaning I got to get up and do whatever I wanted without any mom or wife responsibilities. While I was out shopping, Jason and Isabelle came home from an exciting morning at Kidsville Playtown and Jason decided to try and put Isabelle down for her afternoon nap.
While shut in her room, she apparently produced a poopy diaper - and decided to try and change herself. She had very good intentions, but couldn't successfully execute her plan.
Jason discovered all this when Isabelle's door opened and she called downstairs to him... and he found her standing in the upstairs hallway naked from the waist down, with a clean diaper and a pair of pants in her hand. I should mention that her hands, legs and feet were covered in poop.
Upon closer inspection Jason realized she had taken off her pants, pulled off the dirty diaper, rolled it up and stuffed it inside the Diaper Genie, and then tried to wipe herself. So there were poopy little handprints all over the diaper pail, all over the wipes container, and all over her clothes and bedding. Needless to say it took Jason a while to get her cleaned up, which also required two unplanned loads of laundry.
What a shame that I wasn't home to see it...
2 comments:
Oh, man! The things you do for your children:)anne
That is so funny!
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