Armed & Dangerous

Jason (after picking up Isabelle from daycare): "I learned an important lesson today."

Tania: "Really, what's that?"

Jason: "If Isabelle picks some rocks out of Annie's driveway as you're leaving the house, don't let her bring them in the car."

Tania (already laughing): "And why shouldn't Isabelle be allowed to have rocks in the car?"

Jason: "Because she threw them at me while I was driving."

Tania (laughing harder): "How big were the rocks?"

Jason: "Golf ball size. They hit me in the shoulder."

Tania (still laughing two hours later): "Who thought it would be a good idea to let Isabelle in the car armed with golf ball sized rocks?"

Jason: "I'm glad you think it's funny."